Wednesday, April 28, 2004

Yahoo! News - Japanese Hold 'Funeral' for Chickens

Dear Friends, before we go onto the blackberry cobbler, let us take leave of our dinner, Henny Penny. Though this congregation will disperse bloated on biscuits and mashed potatoes, we hold out the firm hope that other chickens will be as tasty..."

From the proposed new translation of the Funeral Rites after input from PETA.

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