Catholic Ragemonkey

Blog & Jerry's Ice Cream

It should indicate how my mind works, but this crossed my mind on my way to celebrate Mass in Waynoka. Wouldn't it be funny if we could find someone to market ice cream flavors based on members of St. Blog's Parish and other parts of the Blogosphere?

Seriously. For example, you could have Caramel Ragemonkey, a wonderful melange of banana and chocolate ice cream with a ribbon of caramel, studded with chunks of jalepenos. Another natural would be Cashew-iguida, a delightful vanilla ice cream flavored with roasted cashews. Chocolate and Enjoying It! is a great example of truth in advertising and given Mark's home is in Seattle, it would have chocolate-covered coffee beans in it. Peppermint Patty is a no-brainer. Catholic Packer Fan would be Tiramisu-flavored so that you can keep the connection with cheese. Okay, one more. Wouldn't you knock down a little old lady to get the last tub of Almond de Fe, an amaretto ice cream with chunks of almonds throughout.

Remember, when this stuff shows up at your local Mega-lo Mart, you heard it here first. I have copywrite on all these titles.