Catholic Ragemonkey

Beltran gives Houston what it needed in win

Wow! I didn't realize that our Archbishop here in Oklahoma City was so talented. Not only does he possess the fullness of ministerial priesthood through the sacrament of Holy Orders, it turns out he's a wicked clean-up batter as well.

I'm sorry if this seems disrespectful to some, but I couldn't help it. I literally did a double take when I saw the headline. That would be pretty hysterical if you discovered that your ordinary was playing major league sports incognito. Or not.