Monday, October 04, 2004

Robbers Steal $900K of Chocolate in U.K.

"Officer, let me explain. I was on a plane recently, but I went to Portland, ME; I swear it. Oh, yesterday, well...I was in Kansas, in Winfield, I even celebrated Mass. After I couldn't have done it, Officeer. Just look at my innocent mug...and I'm on Atkins...Oh, they found bacon at the scene? I want my lawyer! DAAAAAAAAAVE! (screamed incoherently like Ozzy Osbourne after a free ride on a electo-shock generator)

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