Thursday, January 20, 2005

Woman Gives Birth to Giant Baby

Okay, so let's think this through. The child was born in Brazil so that eliminates the frost giants. Given the sultry wealthy down there, it could be a fire giant, except that the mother didn't burst into flames, so they're out. Hmmm, cloud giants don't normally fraternize in areas not surrounded by mountains. So, I guess we have to go with stone giants.

Okay, so this is the evidence of long-term brain damage rendered by Dungeons and Dragons. Beg your pardon.

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