Catholic Ragemonkey

Aren't I a Stinker?

Last night, Fr. Hamilton called me right as I was headed to bed. After a brief conversation, he threw down an ultimatum that I had to contact him immediately, and he would do the same for me, if I heard anything about a new Holy Father. I returned the favor. I just sent a text message which said the following:
Habemus Papam! B. Streisand, Joan II.