Catholic Ragemonkey

In Praise of True Sportsmanship

I am not much of a sport fan. I don't care for professional sports players. I have a personal hero worship focus -- His name is Jesus Christ.

At the same time, I am begging, pleading, imploring for someone to please, please, please play some game, any game, Scrabble, Chess, Bridge, anything, just so that ESPN will stop playing competitive eating spectacles. I am so nauseated that I can actually feel myself losing weight and losing the desire to ever eat again.