Okay, riddle me this, Batman and other readers
The pattern of these events seem to be increasing in frequency but that's not what has me puzzled. Why do these things happen in open water? Are they afraid that diocesan sacramental guerilla soldiers are going to break in and so they need to be in open water? I mean that's just silly; after all, if a diocese has ground troops, don't you think they are going to have marines?