Friday, February 20, 2004

Robert Palmer, R.I.P.

"...Might as well face it you're addicted to..." BLOG!

OR... More Signs of Addiction to Blogging

9. You're incredibly pleased with yourself that you have posted the first blog on Day 2 of your blogging -- before your Co-blogger!

10. You haven't managed to exercise before 7:30 a.m., but you can blog! (Ah, who are we kidding, you haven't exercised in months!).

11. Intense blogging has impeded the PUNCTUAL recitation of the Liturgy of the Hours. (Note: To our more orthodox and easily-scandalized readers: emphasis in Sign of Addiction to Blogging #11 should be placed on "PUNCTUAL", as seen above. At no time has blogging, this blog, or reading other blogs, meant the failure to pray the Liturgy of the Hours, in whole or in part. Necessary adjustments are being made so that punctuality returns to normal.)

12. Ash Wednesday and Good Friday fasting don't seem like much of a challenge now because already you've been skipping meals in order to blog.

13. You've added the phrase "the activity of blogging" to your Morning Offering.

14. You're blogging so much that personal hygiene has gone a bit unattended, prompting parishioners to submit your name for a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy makeover!

15. In speaking to older, less technologically advanced parishioners, you mention that you've been blogging a lot the past few days. Later they show up at the rectory with chicken soup, thinking you were referring to a serious illness.

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