Catholic Ragemonkey

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If St. John had known about this, it would have merited mention in the Apocalypse as a sign of the end. Then I saw a beast come out of the sea with ten horns and two heads; on its horns were ten diadems, and on its heads blasphemous names and blonde hair. The beast I saw was like a leopard, but it had feet like a bear's, and its mouth was like the mouth of a lion...I saw that one of its heads seemed to have been mortally wounded, thought to be not as cute as the other, but this mortal wound was healed, after a chemical peel. Fascinated, the whole world followed after the beast, given the ubiquitious presence of a thing called "reruns." They worshiped the dragon because it gave its authority to the beast; they also worshiped the beast and said, "Who can compare with the beast or who can fight against it? 'Full House' is on every channel."

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