Tuesday, November 23, 2004

I received an email today asking why I hadn't posted recently. I am taking a little hiatus from blogging for the benefit of readers. You see, I have to go on a thirty-day canonical retreat to examine my conscience to make sure that I haven't infected anyone of you with my crypto-liberal, sexist, modernist postures. If, after examination, I determine that I have, then I will be forced to apply for the post soon to be vacated by Dan Rather. So, until then, I will be working on my magisterial eyebrow raise and stentorian voice.

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