Reminds me of a joke I once heard...
"Once there were three ministers chatting, a priest, a Protestant pastor, and a rabbi, who were complaining of bats infesting their churches. Each had tried various means but had been largely unsuccessful. The priest suddenly, struck with inspiration, said he had to go; he had thought of a perfect solution. The next week the three get together for lunch and the priest happily admitted that the bats were gone. The other two were astonished.
'How did you do it,' both men exclaimed.
'It was simple. I baptized, confirmed, and married the whole lot of them, and I haven't darkened the door of my church since.'"