Catholic Ragemonkey

A sudden reprieve from my hat buying sadness...

My head is too big. I cannot wear nor buy a hat unless someone custom manufactures said hat (read cha-ching!). So now you can look at me with awe and wonder at my massive cranium. I won't be crying myself to sleep on my huge pillow tonight because I know the truth. Of course, the real problem is not that my brain is too large but rather I have, like Homer, and extra thick skull and an extra 1/8th of inch of fluid surrounding my brain.